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These are the old entropy essays from before the site redesign. Fresh entropy is available by clicking the Entropy link at the top of this page.

• Bush Press Conference (05.2004) The only 60 second commercial you need to see about Bush. All Bush, in context, with no spin whatsoever.
• The Enterprise v. a Star Destroyer (04.2004) 12 seconds of special effects is all you get of my take on the Star Trek v. Star Wars thing. (The good guys always win, right?)
• How to Fix Your Mac (03.2004) Witness the birth of FrankenMac and the Unholy Union of an iMac with WinXP.
• Bush is “troubled” (02.2004) - Just what is Bush so troubled about? Other people’s happiness. I think we’ll need to amend the Constitution.
• State of the Union 2004 (01.2004) - How this raving liberal heard King George II’s address to the nation. Sense of humor required.
• The Matrix: No Revolution (11.2003) Stylish black trench coats, sunglasses, bullet-dodging slo-mo, Kung Fu, flying leaps and orgiastic raves populated by people of color: you must be talking about the 1998 movie Blade.
• Guanxi, Face and Asian Culture (9.2003) - Guanxi and face are often cited as examples of how different Asians are from us westerners. What a bunch of silly nonsense that is.
• Race and Evolution (07.2003) - Is the human species breaking up into new species based on race? Of course not, but check out this graphic illustration of why.
• State of the Union 2003 (01.2003) - Another raving liberal take on King George II.
• Characters and Glyphs (06.2002) - How largely phonetic Chinese characters and Mayan glyphs work.
• The Demise of Sci-Fi Dynasties: (05.2002) - Why Star Trek and Star Wars suck.
• Chinese Tattoos (04.2001) - Advice and warnings for foreign devils.
• Solstices and Sunsets: (03.2001) - A six-month survey of sunsets in Taipei.