Fox News is biased propaganda, they lie and distort, blah blah. I think I finally realized what Fox News is really trying to do: they are trying to scare the bejebus out of right thinking, white, god-fearing, Christian Americans. Take today’s front page as an example. Taking up almost a third of the page is yet another blond, young white girl who was recently murdered. With a bikini top. It’s a crisis! Sounds like tabloid journalism to me:

Now, I’m not saying this isn’t completely tragic and horrible, but ask yourself: How many unattractive older brown males were killed today in the United States? On a day when there are many (many!) thousands dead in an earthquake in Indonesia, riots in Afghanistan and, well, probably literally 100 more important stories to cover. Let’s see what’s on CNN’s front page:

I scrolled down and looked at the whole page: no bikini slayer here.